That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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