Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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