Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Never underestimate the power of titties
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