Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
handjob tips. give me some.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
