Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
