Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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