I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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