question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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