Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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