idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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