the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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