Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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