I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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