Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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