perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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