We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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