ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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