I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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