Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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