i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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