trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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