i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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