Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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