Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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