I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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