Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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