we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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