I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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