My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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