She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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