Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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