coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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