i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
