I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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