I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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