I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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