I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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