Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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