spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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