He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I want her autograph on my taint
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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