In the future we'll all be gay
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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