just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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