just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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