I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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