Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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