Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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