I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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