i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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