well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
This house was built for laser tag.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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