How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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