How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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