belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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