We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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