Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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