i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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