I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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