it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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