He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm too high and old for this...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
